BISCUIT JOKES!

The Original (Biscuit Wars)
Fantasy Remix (The Biscuit Joke Strikes Back)
Science Fiction Remix (The Return Of The Biscuit Joke)
Flying Buscuit Joke (One Flew Over The Biscuit Joke)
The Biscuit Poem (An Ode To A Biscuit)
Talking Buscuit Joke (Crumbs)
Phone Biscuit Joke (Buzby's Biscuits)
Washing Machine Biscuit Joke (Soggy Biscuits)
The Biscuit & The Chicken ()
Biscuits Go Climbing (A Treemendous Biscuit Joke)
Another Chicken One (Revenge Of The Chicken)
Tolkien Biscuits (Bored Of The Biscuits)
Kitty Biscuits ()
Biscuit Song (Biscuits Play Rugby)
Sunday Biscuits ()
Washed Up Biscuits ()

CREDITS.

The Original (Biscuit Wars)

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit turns to
the other biscuit and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta biscuit
y'see, "where do you live?" The other biscuit turns to the first biscuit and
replies: "I'm not going to tell you that, you might come round and steal my
washing!"

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Fantasy Remix (The Biscuit Joke Strikes Back)

There were these two ancient knightly biscuits clanking down ye olde cobbled
road in thier nice shiney armours when one ancient knightly biscuit turns to
the other ancient knightly biscuit and says: "Well met there fellow ancient
knightly bicuit, from whence doest thou hail?" The other ancient knightly biscuit
and replies: "I'm not going to divulge that! Forst thou mayst come round and
steal my freshly polished armour!"

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Science Fiction Remix (The Return Of The Biscuit Joke)

There were these two alien biscuit life forms flying through intergalactic space
in thier space hopper. One alien biscuit life form turns to the other alien
biscuit life form and says "Greetings fellow alien biscuit life form. What are
the galactic coordinates of your home planet?"..........

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Flying Buscuit Joke (One Flew Over The Biscuit Joke)

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit turns to
the other biscuit and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta biscuit
y'see, "How do birds fly ?" ...................

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The Biscuit Poem (An Ode To A Biscuit)

A Biscuits there were two,
A walking down t'road
When one asked of t'other
"Oh where is thy abode?"
The other did reply
"Of that I will say nothing,
Because you may come round,
And steal al of my Washing!"

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Talking Buscuit Joke (Crumbs)

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit turns to
the other biscuit and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta biscuit
y'see, "Where do you live ?" The other biscuit turns to the first biscuit and
replies "Crumbs!, A talking biscuit!!!!!!"

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Phone Biscuit Joke (Buzby's Biscuits)

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit turns to
the other biscuit and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta biscuit
y'see, "What's your phone number ?" The other biscuit turns to the first biscuit
and replies "I'm not going to tell you that ! You might ring me up and tell me
another biscuit joke!".

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Washing Machine Biscuit Joke (Soggy Biscuits)

There were these two washing machines walking down the road when one washing
machine turns to the other washing machine and says: "HAy mate!" Cos he's a
northerner sorta washing machine y'see "where do you live ?" The other washing
macine turns to the first washing machine and replies: "I'm not going to tell
you that, you may come round and steal all of my biscuits!"

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The Biscuit & The Chicken ()

Why did the biscuit cross the raod ?

So it could steal the chicken's washing!

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Biscuits Go Climbing (A Treemendous Biscuit Joke)

There were these four biscuits sitting in a tree when one biscuit fell out of the
tree because it was dead. Well..........

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Another Chicken One (Revenge Of The Chicken)

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get its washing back off of the biscuit!

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Tolkien Biscuits (Bored Of The Biscuits)

There were these two pieces of Elvish Waybread walking down the road when one piece
Of elvish waybread turns to the other one and says "Hay Mate!", 'cos he's a Nothron
sorrta piece of elvish waybread y'see "Can you lembas some money ? Then I can go out
and buy some new clothes and won't have to steal any washing!"

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Kitty Biscuits ()

There were these two blokes walking down the road when one bloke turns to the
other bloke and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta bloke y'see, ......

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Biscuit Song (Biscuits Play Rugby)

Four and twenty biscuits came down from invernesss

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Sunday Biscuits ()

There were these two biscuits walking down the road when one biscuit turns to
the other biscuit and says: "Hay mate!" 'cos he's a northerner sorta biscuit
y'see, ...................

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Washed Up Biscuits ()

What do you call a biscuit with a peg on it's head ?

Washing!

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Credits:
This list is compiled and maintained by LEP, many thanks to Troy, Mike, Wrench,
Sam, Dan & Feggy for thier contributions and, of course, to Warlock for starting
the whole thing off.